Real Conversations From the Bike Shop, Vol. 1

(phone rings)

Me: “Good morning, bike shop!”

Dude on Phone: “Uuuhhh, yeah… I need a fairing for a Yamaha Compensator 1000...”

Me: “We do bicycles, not motorcycles.  Sorry, man.”

*silence*

DoP: “So you don’t have it then?”

*silence*

Me: “All out; try again at the end of the seson.”

*silence*

Me: “Bye?”

DoP: “Uh, yeah… Later”

While the dude didn’t sound stoned, I can only assume that he was.